Jokes

A few accounting and finance jokes….

What did the accountant use for birth control?  His personality.

What do you get when you cross an accountant and a jumbo jet?  A Boring 747

Things overheard at a recent CPA mixer:

“With friends like mine, you need an allowance for doubtful accounts.”

“I consider myself a recovering CPA.”

“I’m a CPA.  A Certified Party Animal.”

“No, Irving.  Obamacare’s individual mandate doesn’t have anything to do with you going out to dinner and a movie by yourself.”

Please share your favorite accounting and finance joke in the comments section of the blog or the LinkedIn discussion group.