What did the accountant use for birth control? His personality.
What do you get when you cross an accountant and a jumbo jet? A Boring 747
Things overheard at a recent CPA mixer:
“With friends like mine, you need an allowance for doubtful accounts.”
“I consider myself a recovering CPA.”
“I’m a CPA. A Certified Party Animal.”
“No, Irving. Obamacare’s individual mandate doesn’t have anything to do with you going out to dinner and a movie by yourself.”
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